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Siân Crystin

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Siân Crystin


 

I'm bored. I'm going to blatantly (AND without shame) edit someone's page for the sheer cruel fun of it. :-) - Tom

Background

 

  • Age: 25
  • Birthdate:
  • Astrological Sign:
  • Height: 5'4
  • Weight: 162
  • Sex: F
  • Race: Human
  • Hair: Black
  • Eyes: Blue
  • Alignment: Neutral
  • Deity: Obad-Hai
  • Instruments: Bear powers
  • Primary Weapon(s): Scimitar, spear
  • Other Weapons:
  • Animal Companion: none
  • Role in Party:
  • Outlook:

 

  • Family:
    • Yeilow Crystin (Father)
    • Maajen'ta Crystin (Mother)
    • Blacke Crystin (Younger Brother)

 

 

Backstory

Siân was born to Yeilow and Maajen'ta, tailors who made clothes for all the fairies and elves. They had excellent color theory and loved to sew.

 

Her younger brother sucked. But he liked to get stoned with her down by the river so that was cool.

 

She joined the Druids at 13, learned the Druid Oath, the Druid Motto, and the Druid Law. After earning First Class rank she was accepted as a full-fledged member.

 

Psychology

Siân is quiet but is a raging bear on the inside. She once beat up like twenty guys in a bar fight, and she didn't even drop her tankard of ale.

 

Alignment

Siân is neutral. Not because she's a druid, but because because she cool wit' 'dat.

 

Relationships

Siân has five husbands, one for each continent. All of them think they're her one true love and are totally clueless of her real life. They also think she's an herbalist, not a Druid who has punched at least one dragon. Hey, as long as they're happy and she's happy, who cares? Don't be playa' hatin'!

 

    • Rayn - Sian thinks Rayn is a fatty. He must have some kind of weird animal living on his face, so she thinks that is pretty damn awesome.
    • Lueali - Lueali is totally awesome and sexy and awesome. he is a tree also awesome. He's the awesomest person in the entire party world.
    • Tiger - Sian is confused about LTFS because he is obviously a small child, not a tiger or a swan. Once, he was on fire, and it made more sense then, but then she woke up.
    • Tigersaurus - Sian has never seen Tigersaurus, except once, but she was high and thought he was her father.
    • Khae - Sian is madly in love with Khae and wants to have his babies. She is planning to show her love by giving him a gift of shoes.
    • Flora - Sian has never seen a dwarf before and thinks Flora is horrifically deformed, or perhaps some kind of god or something, maybe a rock.
    • Medea - Sian is jealous of Medea because she also would like a flying car. Luckily, she can turn into her own flying car, and does so as often as possible to make Medea jealous of HER.
    • Araxin - Sian is worried about Araxin because he is obviously a narc!!! She is in the process of plotting his horrific demise as we speak.
    • Kate the fucking Manslayer - Sian is glad Kate does not know that Sian is sekritly a man, or Kate would probably try to kill her, or chop off her penis, whichever is more convenient at the time. However, Sian has sekritly (!!!!) made friends with Kate's clothing behind her back, since she is ALSO a bear and they have something in common.
    • The new guy - Sian wants to punch him in the nose.

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