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Mydo Bandydo
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Mydo Bandydo
Background
Mydo was an orphan who grew up to be fighter.
- Age: 19
- Birthdate: October 24
- Sign: Scorpio
- Height: 5'11"
- Weight: 195 lbs
- Sex: Male
- Race: Human
- Hair: Brown
- Eyes: Hazel
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Deity: none (Lady Luck is all you need)
- Instruments: Played the spoons once....
- Primary Weapon(s): Bastard Sword
- Other Weapons: Bolas, Net, and then whatever He can get his hands on.
- Role in Party: Fighter, Troublemaker, and having lots of hp.
- Outlook: What other people don't know can't hurt them.
- Family:
- Orphan! (but picked up by the bandits of bandydo)
Story
Early Life (age 5)
Mydo Bandydo, only Mydo at this time (he choose the name himself) was taken care of by some old woman in which he can't remember. One day all th orpahns were let out to play when Mydo went into the forest and got lost. Eventually he found his way back to the orphanage and found everything burnt down and destroyed. So not knowing what to do Mydo went back into the forest in search of people. Having no survival skills Mydo would eat anything that looked ediable and on many accounts would be sick and posioned from eating wild mushrooms. Eventually he would stop getting sick from eating these things, and then had no problem finding food. But food isn't the only thing to worry about when traveling alone and Mydo was attacked many times by beast that left him for dead, only for him to wake up and keep walking a few days later.
Tragedy (age 5-10)
Mydo eventually after about a months travel found a small town and collapsed in the streets suffing from many bite wounds and fatigue. He then woke up to find himself in another orphanage. However this city was very rough, and every person was marked and set in places of work at a young age. Mydo however was past the age of marking and thus was used as a waterboy type in the towns small fighting outpost in which its army was trained. It was at this time Mydo fell in love with the bastard sword. But Mydo was too small and could not weild such a wepon so he was given a dagger and told to practice. Mydo was extremly happy to be able to take part in the town training but did not realize that they were just useing him to beat up, because no one really liked him and he had no real purpose. This went on for 4 years and to everyones suprise Mydo would come back everyday to recieve another trashing. But more supriseing than that was the fact that Mydo at age 9 could stand up to some of the regular soilders with his short sword skills. Mydos true goals however were to one day defeat the man with the bastard sword, The leader of the brigade, and inheriate the blade he so desired. And finally one fateful day the village went under seige and every unit was dispatched includeing Mydo. Mydo was quickly defeated and passed out. Once Mydo had woken up hours later the field and town was littered with corpses and only 2 figures remained locked in mortal combat. Mydo headed that way and as he did he saw the dark figure cast something his way but then the other man, the man with the bastard sword jumped in the way and fire enveolped his whole body. The dark figure laughed and then before he could finish and head Mydo's way, he was stabed through the stomach and his armor was torn like a tin can before it exited his body via his skull. As the sword exited the dark figures body Mydo saw it was the bastard sword and he rushed to the man he only knew as the leader. As he got there the man was dieing but he smiled and said, "Fight until you can not fight any more, even if people call you stupid and you are goin to die, fight! Protect the people you care about there is no shame in that."
Mydo-in-Training (age 10 - 16)
Mydo was left alone once agian. Days passed and that was left was him. Finally as he was about to take himself and his luck elsewhere he heard the stomping of horses. Mydo ran with all his might to them and there they were in all red and gold wearing odd ornaments with lines running through every piece. And the leader then dismounted his horse and asked Mydo what had happened. Having heard this the man called over to a few others spoke with them and then they all sped of in different directions in the town. Only the leader who introduced himself as Salyamm was left with Mydo. He looked as if he were in deep thought and then spoke to Mydo asking him if there was anything in the whole place that he wanted anything he had seen at all. Mydo said yes and showed him the way to the bastard sword. Salyamm picked up the blade and handed it to Mydo who could barely hold it and then said looks like your coming with us. So after evryone came back with anything of worth in the village they left on their wagons and Mydo was off as well. Eventually they came across a camp with nice wooden building hidden deep in the woods. Nearby there was a river and a waterfall in which people would use to bathe. Mydo was then told that they were the bandits of Bandydo and that they were bandits of justice. Mydo loved his new life, there was freedom and fun and he could pratice fighting every day. After he would get done praticeing people would try and teach him to pick locks and things but all mydo could do was break the picks. However he was good at coming up with odd plans and useing tricks when fighting in practice. It was then that he was told the tale of the deamon rabbit which all of the groups armor was based on. Mydo loved the story and wished to one day be as fierce as the deamon rabbit. Eventually he became old enough to partake in the acquireing of necessary supplies that would take place (age 16). So while everyone would work thier "magic" Mydo would entertain and distract people, or maybe bed a few ladies, which ever seemed better at the time and worked better. Things were going great until one of the rivaling Bandit gangs who would rape, pillage, and kill any town that they would come in contact with came running through the Bandydo camp trying to take and kill everything. This left Mydo fighting once agian, but this time he was ready and he weilded the sword that had called to him many years back. The fight went on and once agian in a scenario where only two people were lfet Mydo came charging and stabed through the leader breaking the bastard sword in the mans body. Mydo who now knew how to do emergency first aid helped who ever he could but only Salyamm made it through any of his procedures. As a few days passed Mydo woke up and next to him was a note and a bag from Salyamm saying that he had to take care of some business and that he peobally wouldnt be back for a long while, and that in the bag was the gold for everything worth anything left in the camp. So Mydo made his way to Juno where he spent his money on food, women, and a new bastard sword.
Arrival in Juno (16- 19)
while in Juno Mydo needed money and found himself working in a mine outside of town. He needed a last name to work for the mines so he decided that he would honor his upbringing and then became Mydo Bandydo. He became accoustomed to life in the mines and really didnt worry too much about being threatened. Eventually however goblin raids became frequent and despite the fact that Mydo wanted to deal with the threat himself a group of adventurers from the guild were hired. There was much celebration the day they came in and Mydo in anger went to cut the goblins off in the forest before the adventure group could get there. Mydo and his group however became lost and when encountered by a group of goblins his comrades fled leaving Mydo there alone to fight. After many hours Mydo then made it back to camp to find everyone dead except the adventure group. Thus Mydo was left agian with nowhere to go, but to join another group of people who showed up after evryone he had known was dead.
Role in Party
As a fighter Mydo fights things in combat. He has alot of HP so it makes him a bitch to kill and he has a bag of tricks that he uses to help himself along in combat. In society, Mydo Is a bit odd ballish and very rouge like for a fighter. He has come up with many schemes that have all been successful, however sometimes the consequences make the plans worth nothing. Mydo is crazy and wears clothing similar to the Bandydo bandits, but he has also adapted his own symbol and is trying to accompish his goal of being as fierce as the deamon rabbit. He recently has become fascinated by tinkering and wishes to improve upon his bag of tricks.
Psychology
Mydo thinks he knows the solution to every problem and therefore jumps into things before thinking about the consequences. He however is good at heart and cares alot about the people in the party because he knows that he must make sure they don't die like everyone else he has know up to this point.
Alignment
Mydo is Chaotic Good. He cares more for his friends and himself, but he wont just sit there while evil is afoot and if he is given the chance he will try and stop it before it claims more lives.
Relationships
- Olio - One of the people in the party that understands actions need to be taken in order to get things done. She also works in the tavern wich is a plus, Oh yea she takes showers too. Why not hit that shit you ask? Well its usually best not to get too involved with traveling buddies, also who knows where shes been. She is a great person though and plays her music to help everyone get through the day espically if your one to get caught in many sticky situations.
- Gnaat - Now thats one crazy bitch. I mean she goes into combat without a weapon and barely covered in armor. But she still has no problems bashing heads in so hey that works out. Another party member who believes in action and thats good. She needs a shower but who cares shes good to have around in a fight and definately someone you can put yor life on the line with.
- Searil - An all around goody two shoes. She dosen't trust her own instinct and quickly goes to other sources to get her own jobs done. She also tries to foil all my plans. However when it comes to battle shes awesome to watch. Theres a lot of anger in there and hopefully she can learn to take a chill pill cause then she wouldn't have to worry and it'd be easier for us all to get stuff done.
- Raiden - Quiet. But i'm sure you would be too if you were covered in layers of spikes and afriad of girls. Hes very trustworthy and is alot better about letting things slide in comparison to Searil. He has also proven himself to be a great asset in combat espically with them spikes of his. So the only thing we need to work on is getting him to relax and get out a bit, then he'd be just fine.
- Aeleria - She's quiet too, but hey she's nice though. Very umm whimsical but she knows how to make sure we all don't die so i must say she is something else. We also share an awesome treehouse that has a bridge from her window. She wanted to sleep on the deck of the tree house too, so thats even better. I don't know how far we could have made it without her, but she needs to go with Raiden to some sort of speaking up class or something.
- Raevyn - Having grown up with her type she sucks in comparison. Shes quick to make judgements as well. But hey she has also saved us from dieing so I gotta give her some credit. Hopefully she will learn to just do what she wants with out getting so many people angry.
- Arinae - She's wrapped in chains. Everyone seems to think shes something else,\, but I really wonder how good a fighter she really is. I tried to call her out but we were stopped. Oh well looks like i'll just have to wait and see.
- Alistin - Annoying. She was mean for no reason and wasnt even that tough. I could have probally squished her if I really wanted to. But shes stuck doing something with books for her creepy master guy. I bet he touches her... I don't even wanna think about it.
- Dresvan - Now theres a cool guy. He knows how to have fun, and hell he even banged Olio. I've also seen him in action and hes not someone you wanna take lightly
- Shifty McGee - This guy is an asshole. He took a risk and lost and now hes bing a bitch. I have to give him credit though because he is as hard as hell to get ahold of. It seems his anger controls him but when I see him next he's gonna get it.
- Duffe McWeighlyn - This guy rocks! He has let me throw some crazy parties and what not. If anything ever happens to this town this will be my base of operations, can't let good people like him die.
- Tedrick Gotfreid - Olio scared the shit outta this guy when we were investigateing the thieves guild. I dunno why but hes worst than Raiden and thats saying alot.
- Sir Lawrence - Great fighter he beat me in the battle arena. I'm sure I'll get him one of these days though. He also needs to loosen up. Searil has the hots for him too, but he says shes too young. If I remember correctly 18 = ok. I'm sure he'll come around though who could resist barely legal action?
- Dame Helga - Scary woman. It's said you cant lie to her, but I havent seen it in action seeing as she just steped past me. I'm sure she will one day have to talk to me though and then i'll show her whos boss.
- Victor von Pthfonkenhausen - Just some old guy in some robes and has a crown. So what if he can raise whole cities into undead. All you gatta do is trick em. He seems like a suker too, I mean who picks Shifty as a partner? Oh well I'm sure he'll be crying for mercy when all of us get ahold of him.
Relationships Part 2 (After house deal was settled, before Paladin trip to south)
- Olio - Olio is Olio. Everyone seems to be giving her a hard time, but I mean not much has really changed about her. I'm sure she will find a way to make everyone appericate what she tries to do.
- Gnaat - Have I ever mentioned that she was a crazy bitch? Well she still is. I mean to run into battle with no weapons is nuts, but with only one arm? Thats Insane! I dont think anything can stop her.
- Searil - She has been all over everything me and Olio do. I mean shes probally gonna die if she keeps freaking out like she does.
- Raiden - Man he's quite the team mate. I don't think there is anything that we can't beat the crap out of. He still has to work on not being insane and flipping out randomly. Overall he coming along though.
- Aeleria - She is still her good ol' self saving us all from death with her magic. Sometimes I wonder how she manages to keep useing her powers. And she can turn into animals.. Kinda weird but I guess it has its advantages.
- Raevyn - Haven't seen her in awhile. Probally not in jail though since I spent alot of time around the area.
- Arinae - She's really not that great. I mean she has everyone fooled still. I also don't think she really cares too much for what happens to everyone else. Definately not a cool trait to have.
- Alistin - She's probally chained up to a bed as we speak.. hehehe.
- Dresvan - He's fun to have around and he seems to have all the ladies at his grasp even the ones that don't wanna be. He's pretty soild in battle whenever hes around. But I must say he provides a breath of fresh air in the group.
- Shifty McGee - Haven't seen him in awhile. He's probally not dead but I'd really like to kick the crap out of him.
- Sir Lawrence - He is pretty reserved but he seems to humor us anyways so thats cool. He still hasn't tapped Searil yet which is pretty sad since shes all over him. I'm sure he will have his way with her soon enough though.
- Dame Helga - She likes cake, She has wings, And she is still a raving bitch. Nuff' said.
- Victor von Pthfonkenhausen - He's been gone for awhile with Shifty. I still wanna just break his old man legs and laugh at him for being a legless mean old man.
- Sera: She was nice. The people she fought for not too nice. I mean I don't hold a grudge agianst her for having stupid friends but I mean at least convince them to give us a fair price on things. And I mean to steal our stuff thats just kind of a bitch move overall. Sadly she died By the hands of that crazy woman Avarice.
- Lady Avarice: Helga, kind of less of a bitch, But totally fucking insane and cruel. She has no care for people or anything living. If we weren't the only people out and about that knew helga we would probally been attacked in a much worse way than we were. But i'm sure if she just got off her damn horse and fought I'd kick her right in the cake hole.
- Nebuchadnezzer:Weird old guy. He had lots of stuff that was probally worth tons of cash. I'm sure he could deal with that Avarice chick no problem
- Charlemange Norris: He jumps through walls. But I mean i've heard that he is just so strong that he scares space into taking him where he wants when he wants. So no suprise there.
Relationships Part 3 (Paladin trip to south and after)
- Olio - Olio has seemed to grow on the party once more. When we were in that city where Nebcanez lived and when she saw Searil die a part of her seemed to change. She became someone different almost as if she had found her core. And even when we were all in trouble at the castle of Jueno she was just as schemeing as I was. I did also get to see her bang the princess, definately something to write home about. I hope with Aeleria gone and Searil Dead she does not go into a slump.
- Gnaat - Gnaat seems to be coimg out of her shell and showing her true abilities. I mean in one second shes next to you and in another few shes on top of a mountain diving into the enemy lines. Her ability to jump and run are amazing, probaly just as amazing as her fighting ability. I mean did you totally see her do that epic combo, I mean come on, thats bad ass.
- Searil - We find Avarice, and in a battle to save the man she loved she dies. She comes back and still treads on in order to stop the threat that is waiting for us to find it. Then when things seem to be going well, when we are all together in a common goal she dies agian, and this time maybe for good. It's things like that these that make me question Lady Luck and why she test the people I meet. But for once I'm glad that she can finally be at rest and I know that I will at least carry out what we all intended to stop even if I am the last one standing, Thats what she would have done.
- Raiden - Raiden went along with us, and then sees his best friend die in a battle with Avarice. Then when things may be going our way she dies agian. This event seemed to not only take her soul but a piece of his with it. He hasn't been talking much and I can only hope that he can make it through this tough time with our help.
- Aeleria - She selflessly gave herself to us in times of need in the form of a careing hand waiting to bring our exhausted selves back into the battle. Then one day shes gone. I guess you really don't realize what you have until you lose it and that seems to be happing alot. But I doubt shes dead and I'm sure one day we will see that smiling face sigh at us once agian.
- Raevyn - Come to the capitol and who do we find there up to her old tricks. It's actually nice to see her agian. It seems in the time she was apart from us she has polished her skills and has been showing them off as much as she can. I can't really say that she came at a great time having to see two people die but at least if we all stick together none of that will have to happen. I'm still wiating until we have the chance to really scheme up some nifty stuff.
- Arinae - She's a hard one to read. I mean first she tries and take that devil chain thing and then later she wants Searils boots. I can't rally say I dislike her, and we have traveled together for awhile now, but I really wish that she would take the same care to the well being of everyone in the party as she does in treasure. But she has definately grown in skill since she joined us and it is showing.
- Noodles: We totally found him and since then hes followed us. He is working hard to become a great wizard. Sadly with all his hard work he died. But hes back now and we ned to repay his debt. I'm sure that with time he will come through with the awesomeness.
- Allerance Boudreaux III: Kind of a quiet fellow. He can take a thrashing with that shield of his. Seems him and Raiden should start a club or something. Eh what not seems like he's willing to help us out for free and hes not trying to arrest us so thats good. Although call us kids and what not is kinda creepy.
- Alistin - It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.. hehehe.
- Dresvan - I guess hes off in the Hymore doing his thing I'm sure hell be doing fine. I wonder what kind of things he'll have to say when he sees the sate of the party.
- Princess Elistrae - Olio banged her I guess. I wonder what that was like. O wait I was there for round 2! BOO YEAH! But she was a vampire at the time I guess. Does that mean it was necro love...
- Shifty McGee - Now we see how things really are. He totally got used as a bargining chip. I bet he's not too happy about that.
- Sir Lawrence - He battled with us with skill and honor but I woned what he will ahve to say about Searil. I sure hope he can take it. Even if he didnt bang her I'm sure he'll feel the sorrow of her death.
- Dame Helga - She likes cake, She has wings, And she is still a raving bitch. Nuff' said. Oh until you see her kill Avarice like 50 times, then you say yowza she kicked her ass.
- Victor von Pthfonkenhausen - Comes outta the blue and guess what he totally is beind Avarice. Then he pulls some game show BS on us and then touches Arinae with his old man mitts and totally violates her into not being able to move. At keast we know what we need to find in order to stop all the madness. Once I finally find that old man I'm really gonna do him in, prison rape style.
- Sera: Her corpse totally moved. And no ones seen her since. I wonder what happened to her and what she is up to. Hopefully she isnt soe zombie or something.
- Lady Avarice: Not all that cool when you see her die like 50 times and even I hit her stupid horse as she ran by. One day I'm gonna beat her ass and make her wish she were never released from her stupid glass tube.
- Nebuchadnezzer:Weird old guy. We got to keep his money. It seems hes some big shot and he was impressed with the work we did in Jueno. Right now we gotta make sure we save him some cash and make sure Noodles gets his payment in before he has to see teh bill.
- Charlemange Norris: He jumps through walls. But I mean i've heard that he is just so strong that he scares space into taking him where he wants when he wants. So no suprise there.
Relationships Part 4 (Dungeon diving)
- Olio - Well as spunky as ever thats for sure. She has been working hard to keep us alive and not making people angry so always thankful for that. She seems to be in high spirits and she beats up the new kid Scharr.
- Gnaat - Gnaat beat the crap out of alot of things. I guess she dosen't have much of a problem punching dead things in the face. In any case she totally can climb up walls and stuff like some weird spider person.
- Searil - Still dead. I wonder what she is doin right now...
- Raiden - Raiden has been off and on since Searil died. He liked Allerance but he just went off and left. And now scharr has made zombies and stuff. It's pretty lucky that Raiden didnt see that or I'm sure we'd have 3 corpses intead of two on our hands.
- Aeleria - Who would of thought we would find her at a bar? I guess shes more of a drinker than I thought. Eh. Go figure. It's good to see her though. I hope she will have fun with us on the next bit of adventure we have.
- Raevyn - She is still her same old self. Shes got some fancy elvish chain dealy-o that makes her all sneaky like so I'm sure we helped her get into places she shouldn't be, but hey who cares shes smart enough not to get killed... I think.
- Arinae - She can't take a joke very well, but whatever. She totally hit me with her chains, boy did that sting. Shes getting better though. Had a hard time with the Zombies all touching her and what not, made her keep falling over. But her and Scharr seem to be hitting it off if you know what I mean hehehehe. Poor thing probally dosen't even get half the jokes we make about her. But then agian she said shes like 100000 years old or something so I'm not too sure.
- Noodles: Hes a pretty clever little guy. Now he has got himself some crazy little dude that shocks people. After the craziness of getting that jewel thing he seems to know a few more tricks, like FIREBALLS. BAMMM!
- Allerance Boudreaux III: Well he had some trouble not falling over so I guess he left us during one of our fights. Poor guy I guess he was fed up with all the crazy things we keep fighting.
- Scharr: Hes a weird guy. We found him in some closet with a buch of dead things. Then Olio and everyone beat him up. It's a good thing I didn't kill him because he ended up not being the guy we needed to find. He makes zombies and thats just creepy and bad, but I guess we are stuck with him, and he manages to keep us not dead so thats cool. Him and Arinae are getting along well, but his choice to sleep with that little girl I mean thats something I'd expect from Fredrick Meyer.
- Alistin - I bet Scharr would be into her.
- Dresvan - Probally still killing stuff and trying to get ass or maybe we will find him sleeping in his bed when we get back to Jueno I mean he does live there.
- Princess Elistrae - Ah. She probally is so thankful to us that she will probally forgive the fact I watched her and Olio do thier thing hehe.
- Shifty McGee - I'm sure he is still out there upset about his little rat, but if he tries to mess with us I'm gonna have to show him whos boss.
- Dame Helga - Aparently the temple is back in power so I'm sure she is busy these days.
- Victor von Pthfonkenhausen - I'll get you yet you crazy old man! Your asshole is gonna be the size of a watermelon buy the time I'm done with you!
- Sera: Never seen her agian.
- Charlemange Norris: He jumps through walls. But I mean i've heard that he is just so strong that he scares space into taking him where he wants when he wants. So no suprise there.
Relationships Part 5 (Back Home)
- Olio - Olio is Oilio. She totally got zapped by shifty and her lute EXPLODED! It's good that we got some cash from the whole thing so maybe she will be able to buy a better one.
- Gnaat - Gnaat was holding up the storage drain thing and then BAM! Fireballed. She looked pretty bad but held her ground and then she like healed up. In any case I don't know how she works sometimes but she gets the job done.
- Searil - Well I've set her up to be revived but she will have to work in the temple for awhile. I hope that will be long enough for her to get along with her man before she runs off agian to battle evil.
- Raiden - Raiden has kinda chilled out a bit since getting home. Maybe he just needed sometime to just rest up. But we had a few drinks and did some shopping at that was fun.
- Aeleria - She is pretty quiet still but she is still always helpful. One day I thnk she is gonna flip out and kill everyone while they sleep. But until then she seems to be doin just fine.
- Raevyn - She went off and dissapeared right before our fight. I hope shes ok. Shes been useful as of late so I'm glad she wasn't blasted down in the waterway.
- Arinae - Well she keeps getting better so thats good. I guess she must really hate evil elves or something because she really wants to know how to deal with them. I wonder why its such guarded information. In any case she got her book and seems to be happy so thats good. I wonder how all these peopel speak so many languages.
- Noodles: He's a tricky one. He levitated and saved himself from those lightning blast which is good. Hes a crazy guy and i'm glad hes on our side.
- Allerance Boudreaux III: Haven't seen him since he ran off. Maybe he is hanging out having a good time with family.
- Scharr: Despite his sleeping with little girls I guess he like old ones too. He has been trying to get into the grilled cheese that is Helga, what a weird guy. And I wonder if he knows that Helga usually kills people who make zombies. Mybe thier sick twisted union will make peace in the lands?
- Alistin - She is touched in a 6 story library so legend tells.
- Princess Elistrae - So I gess she is pretty shocked about the whole vampire thing. I wonder if she knows I watched her doin the nasty hehe. In any case Olio seems to want totap that ass one more time.
- Shifty McGee - Pffft. I'll take on what ever hes got. He turned into a lizard dragon thing and broke the castle a bit so I guess we messed him up pretty good and all but man hes a pretty mean guy sometimes.
- Dame Helga - She must have her hands full with Scharr trying to bang her and all.
- Victor von Pthfonkenhausen - That old man only waits and lets me get stronger. So instead of it takeing me a few seconds to snap his old wrinkley neck off it'll take just a few seconds.
- Sera: Never seen her agian.
- Charlemange Norris: He jumps through walls. But I mean i've heard that he is just so strong that he scares space into taking him where he wants when he wants. So no suprise there.
Relationships Part 5 (Politics, Thieves, and Juliet. Oh my!)
- Olio - Well she’s still working hard and playing harder. She seems to be doing a better job at making me pumped up for a fight and I can always use that. I wonder if she will learn a song to get rid of evil organizations that would be extra awesome.
- Gnaat - Gnaat can grapple most situations easily (man that was good). But all those punks working for Juliet were extra slippery for some reason. In any case Gnaat can do some serious damage with those fist of hers. I wonder if they are made of magic or something. I guess she also got a note saying something about a recall. I hope shes not defective.
- Searil - She's back now. I guess she is under some kind of paladin retraining program where Helga beats the crap out of you until you don't die anymore. I wonder if you can pay to get that if your not a paladin.... Heh. Scharr just got himself a birthday gift.
- Raiden - Very quiet until battle. He dosen't say much but when a monster pops up. BAM! there he is. He seems happy now that Searil is back.
- Aeleria - Gone off somewhere. I'm sure she will pop up sometime.
- Raevyn - Well I guess its nice when the thief is on your side. She hasn't been going after any treasure lately, she's probally sick. It's a good thing we threw her out of that death hole first because she totally would have been eaten pretty quick.
- Arinae - Those dinosaur elves know no bounds. First they kill her whole family and now they are after her. I doubt they will be as lucky this time since shes got chains that are on fire. And if I remember correctly dinosaurs are weak to fire excpet the flying types, they use lava rocks as weapons.
- Noodles: It's nice to have him around since hes got a good knowledge of magical stuff. He also saved our asses by erecting that tower of his. He has been really busy lately I wonder what he's up to.
- Allerance Boudreaux III: Haven't seen him since he ran off. Maybe he is hanging out having a good time with family.
- Scharr: Well he is definately useful but likes zombies alot. Maybe thats why he likes old chicks they are like half dead.. Well that still dosen't explain his underage fling. In anycase He was able to fly out and save us when the bugs were eating us and thats a good thing. He's a weird guy though, I mean his ears fell off for no good reason.
- Alistin - I got her a iron mintaur horn on our trip. Well not really. I just figured I couldn't use two of them and them mages collect stuff like that for thier test and what not. Maybe she can use it for protection since she is obviouly being touched often.
- Dresvan - Cock blocked. It was good to see him when we got back. he showed up at my party but I dunno if he was able to redeem himself.
- Princess Elistrae - So I gess she is pretty shocked about the whole vampire thing. I wonder if she knows I watched her doin the nasty hehe. In any case Olio seems to want totap that ass one more time.
- Shifty McGee - He probally turned himself into a dog by now. That way he can lick his own nuts, cause that guy is useless. I'll get him the next time we meet.
- Juliet - What a bitch. We gotta figure out a way to kill her agian. I bet we may learn something on our journey. She is pretty hot I wonder if she forgot about being evil and will just become a stripper.
- Punk Kids - I wonder why they came into my house. I think I was able to convince them not to show up in my house agian.
- Sir Lawrence - I don't think he'll be hitting Serial anytime soon.
- Dame Helga - I think she enjoys beating Serial. I wonder if Scharrs into that stuff because hes got a ticket coming soon.
- Victor von Pthfonkenhausen - Bag o' Bones. He will probally have turned to dust by the time we find him. Good thing too because I feel sorry for him knowing we are on the look out.
- Sera: She can do flips and stuff. Really secretive and not very nice. I guess Dresven had his way with her or something.
- Charlemange Norris: He jumps through walls. But I mean i've heard that he is just so strong that he scares space into taking him where he wants when he wants. So no suprise there.
Relationships Part 6 (The End Of The World As We Know It)
- Olio - Olio has been a great help to me and everyone else. She saved us multiple times and kept us all pumped up for battle. Sadly we never were able to get that land seeing as it was all fake. We did throw an awesome party though.
- Gnaat - Lucky for us she is on our side. Seems she wasn't defective but her temple was sure messed up. I guess it wasn't real, but then agian it fooled me everyday. Gnaat messed up that orb and I'm glad she did, because I wasn't around to help for long.
- Searil - I thought she and noodles died. But they made it out thanks to his tricky magic. It was nice to wake up in a new world surrounded by friends to soften the blow. I wonder if she can do Lawerence now.
- Raiden - He was a missle of awesome power in battle. Now if only he would use that love missle of his he could blow of some steam.
- Aeleria - I hope a tree didn't fall on her.
- Raevyn - Raevyn that tricky monkey. It almost feels like she might enjoy the idea of the world we are in now. In any case I don't know how long we all will stick together now, but I hope she can point me in the way of some awesome treasure.
- Arinae - I guess she was a Black Elf the whole time. I think the shifting of old to new world tweaked her brain. She said something about finding the Drow. I really do hope she gets to avenge the death of her family once she finds them.
- Noodles: Tricky. That guy saved us alot. I remember finding him in a closet, and now hes a full grown wizard. Maybe he can join the awesome wizards club now.
- Scharr: He turned into a dragon. Thats weird. In anycase he helped keep us mostly alive and brought me back from the dead. It seems he is starting to feel weird about his evil powers. In anycase I'm sure there will pleny of floozies for him to hassle here. He might wanna fix his hand though, I mean whos gonna let that get near thier woo-hoo.
- Alistin - She did some fighting! I guess Fred lets her out to do things if shes good.
- Dresvan - I guess he couldn't take all the craziness on the outside. I'm sure he has learned alot being in our world. he'll be fine, just needs a few good nights with some ladies.
- Princess Elistrae - Ain't a princess anymore I guess. Hey maybe Olio has a better chance to hit that now.
- Shifty McGee - I never got to get that guy. I figure we may run into him somewhere down the line if he even poses a threat by himself.
- Juliet - She died agian? I dunno. But her hot shell was left behind. I don't think we ever solved that puzzle.
- Sir Lawrence - He's had a rough time I bet. Now he will be vunerable and Searil can strike.
- Dame Helga - She got turned into Averice and then ran off. I dunno how all that magic jazz works but I have a feeling shes fine.
- Victor von Pthfonkenhausen - Hes dead and I didn't even get to see it. It's ok though, he was so scared of me he made it so no one could even get near him. What a wuss.
- Sera: She disapeared. I wonder if all those robots are running around now too. Oh man.
- Lady Avarice: She ran off. her frigging sword hurts. Alot. If I ever find her she'll get whats coming to her.
- Nebuchadnezzer: I'm sure the wizards are meeting up to do something important.
- Charlemange Norris: I guess he was a victim of the lies. I'm sure he put up a good fight. But no one matches the Hero's of Juno.
Quotes
Arinae: Chains are for battle!
Mydo: Love is a battle.
"I knew you were alive! I burned your brothers!" Mydo to his pants.
"Scharr. I never thought I'd say this. But I'm gonna ride you good." Mydo to Scharr the dragon
Mydo Bandydo
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